Wife Of Bath 25 Random Things

1) I am very demanding.
2) I would rather be sitting than standing.
3) I am not at all skinny, I love to eat.
4) I wear heels on my feet.
5) I have seen many lands.
6) I give many commands.
7) I have had five husbands.
8) If I lived today, I would enjoy meeting men in Disneyland.
9) I love shoes and hats.
10) I am afraid of bats and rats.
11) I am a very talented seamstress, even better than Ypres and Ghent.
12) I am worth more than a cent.
13) I am rich and tasteful so my clothes are a bit extravagant.
14) Others think I am very flamboyant.
15) Most men find me very dashing.
16) I enjoy talking and laughing.
17) I am very worldly
18) Everything I do, I do boldly.
19) I can get whatever I want from any man.
20) I am glad that I do not tan.
21) I have a lot of commonsense.
22) I make people think I have a sixth sense.
23) I am somewhat deaf.
24) If I could exist today, I imagine that I would marry a man named Jeff.
25) My favorite color is red, scarlet red, just like my stockings.